inside an outdoor patio
cheap beer and country music
everybody's wearing black leather I sight a KKK t-shirt a few dixie flags (mom said there'd be rednecks)
I remember, whip out my notepad
it's a great way to meet people
what are you writing?
asks an urban looking 37 year old leo
he does "military, security, defense stuff"
that's all he can tell me
he thinks strategically
pointing out the undercover cops the potential belligerants the hot chicks
he plots our trajectory -
follow that guy in the hat cut left, go long, I'll meet you at the bar
we end up next to charlene
wearing pantyhose under that leather butt thong
G stuffs at least $140 dollars in that thing
we drink jagermeister, after shock and he buys tit served tequila shots for a cute blonde woman like a mosh pit
playing the who and led zeppelin
tensions run high
people are shoving each other
guys are starting to get agitated
"fuck this" "fuck you"
we move out of their way
G sez watch, it's going to get rowdy
and it almost does
like he recalls
his last four years of bike week
guys lined up shouting show us your tits! and women would
he wants to start this up again.
but it is too damn bitter cold!
an attractive woman is so drunk
can't flirt for more than ten seconds
that and being cattle
watching people sqaure dance