it durn near killt me.
mah ma, she real nice. she done offrd me muhnee to bye me some voice softwarez, gon let me talk to this heer 'pooter.
until then, i done writ seven hunnert ninety pages about my life. either you read them, or you gots ta make some of yer own.
until then, thanks to elly, the fastest one hand typist i ever seen, and marisa, who also insists on typing my personal pronoun in lower case.