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Posted Prurience Page

Date: Wed, 2 Nov 1994 15:05:35 +0700
From: sha tsa

dear justin,

last week a girl mailed me your prurience page. What should I do?

Sha -
Well, that could mean one of two things. Either you make her think prurient thoughts, or she wants you to go beat off on the web.

I suggest you probe her interest. Don't beat around the bush, dive right in and ask her some penetrating questions!

I want to find out what happens!

Date: Mon, 28 Nov 1994 21:32:32 +0700
From: sha tsa


I am grateful for your concern. Now your sympathy is in order. I have learned what to expect from the kind of girl who sends prurience pages around. Avoid them, I tell you, avoid them!
Wow - sounds ominous. Any details you feel comfortable sharing? I want to know what kind of message she was trying to send!

Date: Tue, 29 Nov 1994 19:58:54 +0700
From: sha tsa


you are a dangerous man. Perhaps I'll sue you for damaging my otherwise spotless reputation. On the other hand, you do good work. perhaps I'll hire you instead. Keep dangerous people close, they say.

Your response was well crafted, and its force was not lost on the lady.

But to tell the story simply, there was a slow escalation of e-raunch which finally culminated in some awkwardness about the work place. I am sure that this is increasingly common these days. xhost + peekaboo and all that. On the other hand, there is such a thing as a tease. Shall we examine tease, tickle, tantilize? Mostly sharpening of claws. I don't think there was any *message*, as such.

Nevertheless, your advice, word play aside, is correct. Probe, penetrate, raise the stakes, mount an offensive, toss off inhibition. Seek the kitten in the girl, the man in the woman, the busy, powerful, devouring mind of a woman in her prime. Wounded, bleeding, blue, you never had more fun.

Now I will take this opportunity to thank you for other services. After registering MY domain name, my ambition knows no bounds, and though it isn't "all thanks to you", or anything like that, still your work is appreciated. I note, however, that there is no UFO section? Or did I miss it?


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